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Eagle_C6
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We rented a jeep while in Maui, the one nice thing about Jeeps is all the room they have for sex. Anyone else have a car they like for sex?
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Vassago
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Was this with your wife or one of your girlfriends?
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Eagle_C6
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Wife this time =)
I am pretty mellow about this now, I have had my share here.
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spartacus
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haha...
I'm 6'6" dude having fun in cars is a bad idea lol
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Eagle_C6
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not in a Jeep though, you would be fine
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Detritus
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Haha. I remember when I was 17 and living at home, my mom would refuse to let me alone with my girlfriend in my room with the door closed, and was most definitely anti-sex. So, rather than having sex in my room, I would borrow my mom's 95 dodge stratus and have sex in the back of that.
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Eagle_C6
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sex smell, like what? she squirted?
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Detritus
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There's always a distinct smell in an enclosed area when two people have been fucking which other people can pick up on!
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Eagle_C6
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hymmm, I bet you sweat a bunch too huh?
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Detritus
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Actually, it takes quite a bit to make me sweat, and I'm usually finished in 20... 30 seconds top.
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spartacus
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LMAO!!!
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Eagle_C6
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the explains a bunch
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Lola
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LMAO @ this thread
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spartacus
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Car Sex for Dummy's... oh man I hope the parental control gets thrown on here right away.
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Detritus
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the explains a bunch
Like my stable electrolyte levels?!
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neonfreon
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When I was 3 years old i was raped by a 4 year old girl while riding in my power wheels. does this count?
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Detritus
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Fuck. I gotsta buy me some power wheels.
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Vassago
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Now that I have a house I don't need to resort to a vehicle to have sex in. There's so many other places that are more thrilling and not so uncomfortable.
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Eagle_C6
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So what is the fun of a vacation then?
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Vassago
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I dislike going on vacations that require long driving times.
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neonfreon
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one of my all time favorite moves it to drive into a park, look for high school/college kids parked alone in dark areas, making out and stuff, and pull up and park right next to them, roll down the windows, and start playing like some really cheesy love songs, or maybe even Master P, and act like you don't even ...
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