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motoren
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Would have to have:
-Waterslide
-Underground parking so you could see your cars behind blass in your billards room
-Bar ensuite in your garage
-Urinal in your garage
-Rotating cylinders in your garage so you'd never have to back out
-Waterslide
-A kitchen with a deep fryer, flat top, gas range, two ovens, four or five sinks
-Continuous 360 degree decking on first floor
-Walk-in humidor
-Wine cellar
-Sauna
-Atleast three hot tubs
-Theater
-Parlour (Not a rub and tug you knock kneed home renter)
-Gas fireplace in every bedroom

And most importantly, NO STUCCO! Molded plaster ceilings

 

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The.Shocker
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where do i sign

 

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Vassago
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My godmother's brother has an amazing house with some of the features that you mention. The best is that he has his garage beneath his house so that you can view the cars through a glass wall in the basement. He collects cars as well and has a few in large glass cases.

 

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motoren
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From Vassago:
My godmother's brother has an amazing house with some of the features that you mention. The best is that he has his garage beneath his house so that you can view the cars through a glass wall in the basement. He collects cars as well and has a few in large glass cases.


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LOVELAMP
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I just wanted to point out that urinals are not allowed in residential homes.
that is a violation of the Canadian Code Book.

Also, if you want a sink in your garage, you must also have a shower.

 

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motoren
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From LOVELAMP:
I just wanted to point out that urinals are not allowed in residential homes.
that is a violation of the Canadian Code Book.

Also, if you want a sink in your garage, you must also have a shower.


I didn't know that about urinals. If I were to ...

 

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LOVELAMP
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From motoren:

From LOVELAMP:
I just wanted to point out that urinals are not allowed in residential homes.
that is a violation of the Canadian Code Book.

Also, if you want a sink in your garage, you must also have a shower.


I didn't know that about urinals. If ...

 

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motoren
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From LOVELAMP:

From motoren:

From LOVELAMP:
I just wanted to point out that urinals are not allowed in residential homes.
that is a violation of the Canadian Code Book.

Also, if you want a sink in your garage, you must also have a shower.


I didn't know that ...

 

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laggo
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GODDY!! Is that the right spelling? Anyways I don't see how that is the dream. All that money that was stitched into one eighth of an inch of one of those chairs could probably feed a family for a decade. Not like I pack up my leftovers and send it off but Jesus Christ.

 

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LOVELAMP
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I take my left over food and spare change to the homeless shelter.
Then I burn the food and put the spare change in parking meters right in front of them.

 

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motoren
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From laggo:
GODDY!! Is that the right spelling? Anyways I don't see how that is the dream. All that money that was stitched into one eighth of an inch of one of those chairs could probably feed a family for a decade. Not like I pack up my leftovers and send it off but Jesus Christ.


 

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Vassago
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I didn't realize that about a urinal, I've even drawn up the plans for two homes that had their own urinals. You're right about the garage though, you'd need your own sump for that that doesn't tie into the house plumbing.

 

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motoren
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From Vassago:
I didn't realize that about a urinal, I've even drawn up the plans for two homes that had their own urinals. You're right about the garage though, you'd need your own sump for that that doesn't tie into the house plumbing.


Nothing is worse than wearing layers and layers of winter clothing, and having ...

 

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LOVELAMP
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just pee in the used oil container.

Vassago, I knew you knew or would know that I knew that you would know.

 

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motoren
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From LOVELAMP:
just pee in the used oil container.

Vassago, I knew you knew or would know that I knew that you would know.


So now that you know that he knew, did you know that he knew that you know?

 

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LOVELAMP
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I did...we discus the industry all the time.

Like I would ask "Hey Vas, I have a 6"-900# flange here and I need to know if the stud length if I throw in a flow meter in between"
and he would say "I design buildings"

 

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motoren
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From LOVELAMP:
I did...we discus the industry all the time.

Like I would ask "Hey Vas, I have a 6"-900# flange here and I need to know if the stud length if I throw in a flow meter in between"
and he would say "I design buildings"


Good to know there's someone ...

 

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Vassago
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From LOVELAMP:
I did...we discus the industry all the time.

Like I would ask "Hey Vas, I have a 6"-900# flange here and I need to know if the stud length if I throw in a flow meter in between"
and he would say "I design buildings"

Hahhaa, that is true.

 

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LOVELAMP
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oddly enough, I still have all my electrical and building code books.
I could have looked up the joist span tables, but the books are at home.

Part of my course was electrical, structural, civil. I am diversified.

The last semester was 100% oil / gas pipping / equipment design.
All I ...

 

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Vassago
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I did very brief plumbing, a course in electrical, and a heavy duty course in steel, lumber, concrete, etc structural each semester.

 

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LOVELAMP
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I got an A in concrete.
I slept through every lecture and film.

All I needed to know was that concrete never dries, and as long as it hit 3.5 MPa in hardness before it freezes it will be ok.

Electrical was gay. I think I got a B. Out instructor was an ...

 

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