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scotch
Total Fag
2264 Posts
I bought a 40oz of vodka last night, thinking that it would last me awhile for the occasional drink with my extremely attractive and gifted girlfriend for whom i have no reservations. I might even have been able to get drunk a couple of times.
anyway, my friends come over with no alcohol, and being the gracious host and Man of the Year (1985-2008) that i am, i offer, and we finished it.
now i have nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
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shank
Johny Handsome
2935 Posts
dig into the change jar
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motoren
Retired
6000001 Posts
Talk up fat girls at the bar, and steal their drinks.
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