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LOVELAMP
OWNER OF SOSHAL
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I would rather you do not get them
k thanks
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OzoneBaby
Space Harlot
2036 Posts
I agree
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
1743 Posts
When I was in New Orleans last weekend, I saw some blonde prancing around in a terribly tight white t-shirt in the rain. She had massive and massively fake boobs. It was kind of gross. Her boyfriend thing seemed pleased. This was also kind of gross.
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LOVELAMP
OWNER OF SOSHAL
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the only reason I can see someone justifying them is if they had breast cancer surgery.
if you are just a stripper, or some slut that thinks guys like that, or if you have self esteem issues, then GTFO
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
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I'm not opposed to people getting plastic surgery. I just don't care one way or the other. It's not really my place to do so. But I do not find fake boobs (at least the obviously fake ones) aesthetically pleasing.
What if they have a birth defect, LL? Like two cup sizes difference between the two boobs? ...
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LOVELAMP
OWNER OF SOSHAL
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I assume there is more issues than just cup sizes if it was a birth defect.
but sure...she can have 3 arms and a "perfect" rack if it makes her feel better
I hate botox and all of that shit
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
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Sometimes girls just have lopsided boobs.
Botox doesn't seem worth it. Too much pain and discomfort and not enough result.
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LOVELAMP
OWNER OF SOSHAL
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botox lips are just freaky looking.
like REALLY freaky, in a bad way. it looks like they kissed a frying pan or something
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
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Have you watched Nip/Tuck? Episode called Pussy Lips? HAHA. Some woman had skin moved from her lady parts to her mouth. That is freakier. I think.
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LOVELAMP
OWNER OF SOSHAL
3548 Posts
I wonder if kissing her would be considered oral
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
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Perhaps. The character was played by that annoying actress from American Pie. The MILF. Also in Legally Blonde. Where she played another annoying character.
In the show, the reason she did it is because her husband would not have oral sex with her. And she wanted him to realize that kissing her lips was the same as ...
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LOVELAMP
OWNER OF SOSHAL
3548 Posts
perhaps she should have thrown in a tick-tac in her lady part to freshen it up a bit
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
1743 Posts
That might have helped. Maybe it's just me. But I don't think I'd have all of that surgery to prove I deserved oral sex.
Nope. Nope. I'd just get a divorce.
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LOVELAMP
OWNER OF SOSHAL
3548 Posts
oral is a lot different from kissing too.
it would be funny if he was into fisting, and then just started to punch away on her face
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
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You have issues, LL.
Nip/Tuck has all sorts of crazy scenarios. One lady had her dog provide her with oral pleasures while her husband was away in the military. She lured the dog by putting peanut butter on her lady parts. And he bit one time. And made a mess of things. And when her husband found ...
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LOVELAMP
OWNER OF SOSHAL
3548 Posts
and you say I have issues...enjoy your TV show
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Jasweet
JASAWESOME!
1287 Posts
..is this show scripted or these are serious people issues?
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
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Heh. They're scripted. But a lot of the episodes are based off of true plastic surgeries.
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laggo
scotch's ex gf
570 Posts
OMG I am so out of peanut butter!!!
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
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That's good. I don't like peanut butter. So we'll have to find some other yummy confection to use. *nudgenudge*
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