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laggo
scotch's ex gf
570 Posts
So what does a nympho do to be satisfied while they are single?
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spartacus
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1424 Posts
umm as a guy I'm pretty much married to my hand
it's the only way to keep sane LOL
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
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If the nympho is you, Magen... Invite me over. :D
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laggo
scotch's ex gf
570 Posts
My hand is tired. I'm on my way Tay!
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intrepid_kiss
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*humps Magen*
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Artsitis
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From laggo:
So what does a nympho do to be satisfied while they are single?
anything with a penis
or that resembles a penis
or vaguely resembles a penis
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laggo
scotch's ex gf
570 Posts
As fun as that really sounds..i don't want herpes, aids or whatever it's got. OMG that would suck!
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spartacus
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lol that's why i'm married to my hand.. I don't want any cool bugs people like to collect out there
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laggo
scotch's ex gf
570 Posts
I don't want to marry my hand. Imagine explaining that to my parents.
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Lola
User
958 Posts
Get one of those fucking machines
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Lola
User
958 Posts
Or the bicycle that you strap a dildo on. You can excercise and get off at the same time.
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spartacus
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lol @ jackass excercise bike
I'm not Married per se to my hand. I'm just not promiscuous... seems to be a good way to be lol
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laggo
scotch's ex gf
570 Posts
I'm so getting one of those machines!
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Lola
User
958 Posts
There is lots of different kinds....
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spartacus
Administrator
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... I'll stick to the getting an intelligent, sophisticated gf idea.
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Lola
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From CautionHazardous:
... I'll stick to the getting an intelligent, sophisticated gf idea.
Good choice
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laggo
scotch's ex gf
570 Posts
What happens when you've been single for over 7 years?
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
1743 Posts
Sex machines don't snuggle.
And as much as I want the sex part, life is incomplete without snuggles.
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Lola
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958 Posts
I cuddle with friends
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dope_schemes
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From laggo:
What happens when you've been single for over 7 years?
well
you stop being a man
take me for example
my dick fell off yesterday
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intrepid_kiss
Scandalous Bitch
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It's just not the same.
I will snuggle most any creature that's cute and doesn't smell bad.
But it's just not the same.
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