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Age:	27 years, 11 months
Birthday:	1980-09-29
Gender:	Male
Location:	Calgary, AB
Height:	Average (5'7-5'11)
Body:	Average
Hair Color:	Dark Brown
Eye Color:	Brown
Attitude:	N/A
Education:	School of Life
Relationship:	Single
Orientation:	Heterosexual

Alberta Crude

I'm light years ahead
like I'm Captain Picard
Spinnin circles round your ass
like I'm Denis Savard
don't even try to rhyme with me
you know it's too hard
welcome to the jungle bitch
i'm pulling your card.

listening to me ain't easy
what the fuck did he say
you ain't got a clue
you better go buy one on eBay
instead you live your life
gettin wasted in the C A
eh - eh - eh - aboot - eh
get on the speaker box
shake your pasty gothic boo-tay
don't - ever - doubt - what i say
mow your ham sam and
you'll be calling in to work late
fuck you Sunday night and
you'll be waking up on Tuesday
cunning linguist skills there
ain't nothing left to de-bate.

You want more? Just send me 50,000 dollars and I'll make you famous.

Ah what the hell,

got ladies in stereo
like my name was Jack Tripper

coming up in the game
just can't keep it the same

like Regis when he replaced
Kathie Lee with Kelly Ripa

turns my dick to a stick
that goes drip drip drippa

till her vagine gon hang
like the sleeve of a wizard

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feelypenis
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it's totally mutual.

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posted: 1 year, 2 months ago

motoren
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The Maybach is not as impressive and enjoyable as the BMW Rolls Royce Phantom (2003 to current).

It's also way more baller. You can eject an umbrella from the door!

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posted: 1 year, 3 months ago