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hey YOU.

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You need to make up your mind with this whole fat thing. One moment, you're not fat, the next you are. *eyesyou* I am normally invisible so that only the people I want to talk to can talk to me.

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PS. It's not you being fat. It's me not being strong.

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That's cause I am usually invisible. Heh. Should I stop that?

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You're too heavy. :\ And that's a long drive.

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K. Come over. :D

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Wanna play pictionary with me? <3

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:P German is really a terribly ugly language. With all it's eckhing. I know how to say very little in German. A few things, but if I somehow landed in an entirely German speaking country, I would have to resort to playing a game of pictionary.

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What are some fun German words you know?

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It's a German word. (It would be.) And it means pleasure at others' misfortune.

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Schadenfreude. Tsk tsk.

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Well put, sir. Heh. Yea. I shall check around. It was inarguably dull and a little mundane. I'd ran out of gas the day I did it, and told about my adventure in the hot sun. Heh.

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Indeed. I'm afraid I do have those contraptions, if they can be called that. Males should learn how to respond differently to boobs initially. For some strange reason, juvenile responses to my having breasts are terribly annoying at first; but in the past I've never been bothered by my boyfriends' fascination with them. I should see if it's still on my computer. It might be.

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I did actually have a videoblog once before. But I deleted it because people kept making a big deal out of the fact that I have boobs. I figured they would be accustomed to that aspect of the female anatomy. But I was wrong. So it was deleted. Titillate is such a strange word.

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I have no excuses for my behavior. Drunk Taylor is just a friendlier form of sober Taylor. I should do a video with me blabbering so my non-accent can be heard. But I might not cause that would mean making up things to talk about on a whim, and I'd probably feel nervous. I should just come to Canadaland for our party and then you can hear it.

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Indeed, you may have. I suppose that depends on when you move to Vancouver. Heh. I already told you my accent was not detectable. However, some people think it is. But they're strange. Rainbowcarnage on here. Dani. She teases my accent every time she hears it. But I insist it's not really there. Unless I'm excited. Then there is a slight accent.

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Heh. Not at all. I live in the "dirtydirty" (aka south). I just know people in Seattle and want to go in that area before too long. But I could always just go on a super-mega-trip for a super-mega-two-person-brownie-party. Heh. One that involved Seattle and north of Helena, Montana. I shall tour North America.

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Hah. Yea. You didn't get any points for not noticing. But that's okay, because you did get points for the brownies. And the party. And some other things as well. I'm sure there is a girl Brent somewhere. I should try and find her. How far west? Like above-Seattle-west?

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I've only known boy Brents as well. But I have known many Taylors of both genders. The androgyny of my name is actually one of the best things about it. Heh. As soon as I'm in Canadaland, I will let you know so we can have the ultimate brownie party.

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I have tons of stories. I'm glad you enjoyed the goldfish story. I'll have to tell you more some other time. At the party. With your homemade brownies. Brent's a nice name.

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I'm Taylor. I had a pet goldfish once. It ate a baby brim. That wasn't that much smaller than it. And it couldn't finish eating the brim. Because the brim was too big. So the back tail/fin of the brim just stuck out of it's mouth. And lived like that for about six months. Before it died. I don't know how it managed to do this. But it did. It was a pretty snazzy goldfish.

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It was not meant in a bad way at all. :P

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You should make plans more often.

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That doesn't sound so evil at all.

And it looks like you're already doing it all on your own. :P

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Just let me in on the evil plot, and I just may be willing to join in on the endeavor. Heh.

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Ah, yes. My fake English accent outdoes the genuine ones ANYDAY. :P

My real accent is hardly detectable.

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I already have a near perfect English accent. :P But I don't even like the female English accent. The male one is charming, but the females are a bit shrill often times.

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England. Twas fun.

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Hi studmuffin.

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Ooooh. Is it like a reindeer? Can I ride it?

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Is that a new god?

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I think it may take me some time to recover. But no worries, I'm sure we'll be back to normal before too long.

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Heh. Bu..but I love stubby hands.

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And if I were to poke the red gem in your belly button, would you make a squeaky noise?

Your hands are kind of stubby..... Are you sure you're not a troll?

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A giant fairy. I have one of those as a roommate! But his name isn't Brent...


I'm Taylor. But you might've already read that.

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That's only because you couldn't see me putting cupcakes *just* out of your reach as a small little troll.

I bet if you were a troll, you'd have a red gem in your bellybutton. Isn't that right? Why yes! Yes, it is!

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I am blatantly proclaiming that you are misleading the world by saying you are fat and stupid.

Now I *actually* have to treat you like a human. ;)

Before I was treating you like a troll. I'm just kind of nice to trolls.

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Maybe you're not so fat and stupid afterall. :P

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But theyyy don't get to have sex for pleasure, now do they?

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You could be that asshole man that I was engaged to... Who lied and said a little girl was his daughter so he could get on the life boat.

Of course.. The Leonardo story has a bit more WOW factor to it.

Dolphins are great animals. They get to have sex for pleasure. That's what animal I'd be if I had to be an animal besides human.

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It floated my boat. For three weeks.

So long that I really started to think that this time.. we wouldn't hit the iceberg.

We did.

But I lived. Because I got to be Kate Winslet in the movie.

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Was being in my soshal circle your idea?

It was a great idea if it was.

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You could film that too.. Y'know.

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Ahahaha. That made me laugh. You're quick.

That's good.

You could just nervously explain they're for your girlfriend. Like men do when they buy female geared magazines and books. Heh.

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Who ME?! PFT.

I'm safe and rare. Like a lifeboat on the Titanic.

Or something.

Either way, those popsicles are as I have spoken.

I want one.

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Heh. There is NOTHING better.

The brand that I've had is Phillyswirl. You have to buy the box with the other not as tasty flavors to get the cotton candy ones. But very much worth it.

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Heh. Actually it's cotton candy flavored popsicles you'd want to bring. ;)

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If it would make you excited ALL the time I could start breaking comments up into three segments. So you have LOTS of comments.

You should buy one. Just for this.

Heh.

To the beach!

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Ah. :( It tweaked out and double commented.

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Does that mean you're going to film it and all?

I take around 2 baths and one shower a day. I like hot water.

Do you want to go to the beach with me? We can go swimming.