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| Age: | 58 years, 11 months |
| Birthday: | 1950-01-01 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Location: | Austin, TX |
| Height: | Taller (6'0 and above) |
| Body: | Slender |
| Hair Color: | Light Brown |
| Eye Color: | Green |
| Attitude: | N/A |
| Education: | Postdoctoral |
| Relationship: | Married |
| Orientation: | Heterosexual |
a23948apsfd
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it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
a23948apsfd
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you're stupid. (test post to see thumbnail)
Mantwon
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nice circle
kooty
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so THATS how you look like right now eh?
LIKESYAH
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hell no
Mantwon
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Mantwon
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what you think of the new look?
Mantwon
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hahahahahha
I think about those all the time
Mantwon
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hey hi
Mantwon
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THAT IS A GLORIOUS MOMENT
Mantwon
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Gibsonite high council??
CrunkleStove
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omgwtfbbq
mattshow
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He saved me from the black man who thought I wanted to sell his picture to National Geographic
That made it way sweeter when I sold his picture to National Geographic
mattshow
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neonfreon?
SweetOne
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mabey in your opinion
intrepid_kiss
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It was your carebear. It drew me in like a bug to a light.
LOVELAMP
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if I were a midget, or if I had 1000 midgets pulling me?
Ether way, midgets are funny
LOVELAMP
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I told people that I was going to get like 1000 Shit-Zus and have them run the Idinarod snow sled race.
xerokilate
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carebear stareeee
scotch
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just fyi i am a seasoned muay thai fighter
CanOx
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dead fox
Dr. Oba
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Hello my friend!
blulady
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What's that?
feelypenis
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and what more could you want!
Artsitis
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good call...
intrepid_kiss
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Disagree.
Morally, abortion and I don't mix. But I believe that morals are subjective, and it is not my place nor the government's place to force my or its morality onto another person.
Few people use abortion as casually as your comment implies.
I think that's impossible. I can't even feed my pet snake myself. It's too soul destroying. I make one of my smelly boy roommates. One of them is gay.
PS. Poor wolfy.
neonfreon
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also, i am always high - this you know.
neonfreon
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what
oh yah i wanted to see if i could paste ascii art - i can't :(
Mantwon
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why are you posting shit in your own comments
are you high or what
hey re-code this for me so it doesnt suck
Dr. Oba
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Hello my friend!
LOVELAMP
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That ain't workin, that's the way you do it.
neonfreon
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STEP 1. IT IS BEST TO HAVE SOME VISUAL TO JERK OFF TO. IN MY CASE, I
USE PORNOGRAPHY. A DEAD ANIMAL SUCH AS A VOLE OR A RACCOON WILL ALSO
WORK (THOUGH ONE SHOULD AVOID SKUNKS DUE TO THEIR LEAKINESS), BUT I
HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE USAGE OF HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY. YOUR NEARBY
WALDENBOOKS OR STROUDS WILL CONTAIN VAST AMOUNTS OF THIS MATERIAL
AVAILABLE SIMPLY FOR THE TAKING. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS TUTORIAL WE
WILL SHALL USE YOUR STANDARD LEG-SPREADING WHORE:
\2 /\~/\ 6/
\\ )aa \\//
\\(= //
/\(`;' )/\
//\`\==/'/\\
_/! \____/ !\_ SC
STEP 2. FIND SOMETHING TO BEAT OFF WITH. HERE AN ANIMAL CORPSE WILL
ALSO SUFFICE, BUT WE FIND THAT A GOOD SET OF MITTS OR INDUSTRIAL
GLOVES WILL WORK WELL. AVOID ANYTHING WITH ASBESTOS. BE SURE TO AVOID
CUTTING YOUR OWN THROAT OR KILLING A SCHOOLBUS FULL OF NUNS WHILE
PERFORMING THIS MANEUVER. ALSO AVOID HAMMERS AS THEY MAKE SMASHY
SMASHY.
___ ___
/HHH\ /HHH\
|XXXXX| _ |XXXXX|
|HHHHH|/H) (H\|HHHHH|
\XXXXX/X/ \XXXXXXX/
||||||' `|||||| RR
STEP 3. NOW JERK IT. JERK IT YOU FUCKING WHORE. JERK IT LIKE YOU'RE A
RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE WHO HAS TO REALLY WORK FOR EVERY RUBLE YOU EARN. AS
WE LACK A GOOD FACE SPURTING ASCII ART WE WILL INSTEAD USE THIS
HAPPY-GO-LUCKY ELEPHANT:
_ ,--.
;c),. o}`
`._,=, `.
/ , `.
`/L`. )~
ejm /_/\_\
STEP 4. FINALLY, BLOW YOUR SWEET LOAD YOU DUMB BITCH. IT IS IMPORTANT
THAT YOU PREPARE IN ADVANCE (STEP 0) BY CHOOSING AN ADEQUATE
RECEPTACLE FOR YOUR SPURT, CALLED THE JERKNAP. THIS JERKNAP IS VITALLY
IMPORTANT TO THE SUCCESS OF YOUR ENDEAVOR: IF YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG
THEN YOUR SEED WILL BE WASTED FOR ALL TIME AND YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO
HELL (THE BAD HELL, NOT THE ONE WITH THE PROSTITUTES). ANY GARMENT
WILL SUFFICE, ALTHOUGH FEMININE FRILLY THINGS ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
IN ORDER TO HELP YOU FORGET THAT YOU'RE ALL ALONE. FOR THE SAKE OF
ARGUMENT WE WILL SHOW AN ASSORTMENT OF QUEER SHIT:
___ ___
/| |/|\| |\
/_| ' |.` |_\
| |. |
| |. |
|___|.__| RR
=+===
/ |. \
| |. |
| |. |
| |. |
|_/_\___| RR
,==c==.
|_/|\_|
| '|` |
| | |
| | |
|__|__| RR
STEP 5. NOW THAT YOU'VE JERKED IT BUT GOOD, THE HAZE OF ENDORPHINS AND
SLEEPY EYES WILL PREVENT THE CRUSHING PRESSURES OF DEPRESSION FROM
KILLING YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER THREE TO SIX HOURS. BUY A FALAFEL OR
SOMETHING.
STEP 6. REPEAT.
neonfreon
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<img src="http://www.helfordmarineconservation.co.uk/images/jpeg/stranding2.jpg" style="max-width: 95%">
LOVELAMP
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chicks for free?
Vassago
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It looks like they're doing too much sitting around and not enough worshiping though.
LOVELAMP
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money for what?
Vassago
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I found something that I thought you may like.
neonfreon
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Thanks, chief
Mantwon
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hi welcome 2 sushel
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